This Louis Vuitton case is currently in the window of Malan Breton’s boutique in the East Village.
You may remember Malan as the Project Runway cast-off who ruched and scrunched his silk with obsessive precision, then spoke about his unsupportive parents and his love of brown satin.
We thought Malan’s outfits were okay, but perhaps Heidi Klum sent him home because she feared he was a vampire.
Or perhaps because his Louis Vuitton luggage was fake? Who knows?
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