Most people stalk Nicole and Mischa with their camera phones.
We stalk The Dress That Won’t Die, which made a brief appearance on St. Mark’s place today.
It still looks like a rejected costume choice from The Smurfs, but even stranger when blinking back from the land of gray jeans and black bangs.
And something else:
This dress […]
The Imaginary Socialite took a field trip this weekend. Where did we go?
a) Transylvania, to see our ancestral homeland.
b) Euro Disney, with Tanya D
c) The set of the Harajuku Girls ad campaign
d) Central Park.
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Yesterday on the train, David says, “Really you can tell if a bag is fake by looking at the girl. Just check out her outfit. If it screams Old Navy, you’re probably not standing next to a YSL bag.”
The problem is, there’s always Goyard totes, which are so obscurely ugly they’re only […]
Leah, 22
Leah is in college.
Last night, she put too much sugar in her salad dressing.
This is sort of a relief because when I was in college, the girls would have been like “Ew, you’re putting sugar into your salad dressing? That’s like, bad for you.”
This reveals the first of many reasons why […]
Dear Jessica Stam,
You’re really lovely (as a person, not just your eyes), but.
Please don’t get on the elliptical machine in front of me anymore.
The Balenciaga motorcycle jacket you toss on the floor, like my towel, is a tragedy.
The thermos in your cup holder, with a straw sticking out, is a tabloid mystery.
The dirty ponytail […]
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2 Glasses Wine: +20
3 Shots Stolen Whiskey: +60
6 Mentions of Scarlett Johansson: -300
3 Mentions of Kate Lanphear: +1000
My Strapless Dress: + 1,000,000
Walking Home Alone in My Strapless Dress After Screaming “I Hate You” In the Calmest Voice Possible: -1,000,001
Also: After careful consideration, I have decided I am not […]
Act Twelve, in which the Imaginary Socialite and The Clothes Hoarse escape from the Whitney Ball.
Clothes Hoarse: That was a little intense.
Imaginary Socialite: I liked Julia Roitfeld’s dress.
Clothes Hoarse: I liked Silvana’s.
Imaginary Socialite: Yeah. What’s up this weekend?
Clothes Hoarse: Oh, it’s my birthday! Ten June.
Imaginary Socialite: Oh my gosh, […]
Carol, 27
Super surfer
Sample saler
Soda snacker
And she has a damn good blog! Everyone’s in love…
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