Imaginary Socialite

2 Glasses Wine: +20

3 Shots Stolen Whiskey: +60

6 Mentions of Scarlett Johansson: -300

3 Mentions of Kate Lanphear: +1000

My Strapless Dress: + 1,000,000

Walking Home Alone in My Strapless Dress After Screaming “I Hate You” In the Calmest Voice Possible: -1,000,001

Also: After careful consideration, I have decided I am not getting out of bed for the next five days. This could mean I’m feeling wretched, or that there’s someone in bed with me.

Of course, the answer to that determines the final match point of this party.

[MIRANDA NURYEV - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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