Act Twelve, in which the Imaginary Socialite and The Clothes Hoarse escape from the Whitney Ball.
Clothes Hoarse: That was a little intense.
Imaginary Socialite: I liked Julia Roitfeld’s dress.
Clothes Hoarse: I liked Silvana’s.
Imaginary Socialite: Yeah. What’s up this weekend?
Clothes Hoarse: Oh, it’s my birthday! Ten June.
Imaginary Socialite: Oh my gosh, you’re having your party at a club?
Clothes Hoarse: No! My birthday is the Tenth of June. Sunday!
Imaginary Socialite: Oooh.
Clothes Hoarse: Babe, you need a nap.
[NOAH TEPPENBERG - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

my birthday too!!