The skateboard pulls up to me as if it were a dented Mustang, and out climbs a blonde.
“Hey,” he sniffs, “Got a cigarette?”
“Never,” I answer, and he nods.
“That’s okay. I just wanted an excuse to talk.”
I keep walking. He steps off his board. Without it we stand the same height, but […]
Mike Nouveau, 23
You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his rehab jeans.
You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his sideways bangs.
You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his swarmed DJ booth.
But you don’t even know what a crush is until you hitch […]
Fellow secret geeks out there, this is for you.
[REBECCA WEINBERG - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
For those trying to get in touch:
We’ve changed our email.
It’s imaginarysocialite@gmail.com
And now that you know that, you can send us fun candies like this:
“Allure needs a PR manager, in case you know anybody.
They need a new cover girl too, unless you want to look at Catherine Zeta Jones on your lap for […]
Somebody (who may have been me) took this giant leather Kate Spade to the beach.
It was assaulted by a frisbee, probed by a seagull, and penetrated rather violently by someone’s boyfriend’s puppy.
So.
Is it just a casualty of Canal Street?
Or has someone (who might be) decided that Kate Spade’s moment has eroded?
Pity, since the ’90s […]
Things that are invincible:
*Whomever obtains The Deathly Hallows
*Those blinking stars from Mario Brothers
*Claire on Heroes
*Pete Doherty in a court of law
*This dress? Or is it just extremely resilient in the face of good taste and overkill?
Decide for yourself as you look at this, a shot taken from McCarren Pool, where Cat […]
Page Six inventories the cast of Cavalli’s new H&M ads.
In them:
Theo Richards (daughter of Keith)
Lydia Hearst (granddaughter of William Randolph)
Devon Aoki (whose dad owns The Sizzler, with soy sauce)
And Terry Richardson will be the flasher, though the kind with the Nikon, not the trench coat.
What’s funny?
There’s another campaign, also with Terry […]
Alana, 22
We have a crush on Alana because she told us, over blaring music, that we were the best writers ever, that she read our site religiously, and that she and her friends in California would talk about it all the time.
But.
You should have a crush on Alana because she’s really hot.
Okay?
[JESSIE HU - […]
Act Thirteen, in which The Imaginary Socialite and The Sister Goddess leave a very fancy party that wasn’t supposed to be.
TSG: You didn’t tell me it was going to be like that.
Imaginary Socialite: I didn’t know.
TSG: “Do you want to borrow my Louboutins?”
Imaginary Socialite: I told you, I didn’t know. […]
The perils of taking Chanel to a Nu Rave BBQ:
Getting attacked by mustard (stained)
Getting attacked by male models (stolen)
Getting attacked by Monkey (ripped)
Of course, there are some benefits too, like looking extra cute in your Junk Mag photo, getting air kissed by Geordon just because of your bag, and keeping up with Agyness to […]
Things to think about under someone else’s umbrella:
*How Rihanna is great, but the ultimate caught-in-the-rain song is Bus Stop by The Hollies.
*How the only time you can really pull off Wellies and nothing else is in a London hotel room.
*How fun it would be to stand somewhere in the world where you could actually […]
Joao, 22, comes from Brazil with a reminder:
To the cute single girls with bikini-ready bodies and a pile of unworthy exes remembering your hotness:
Summer’s packed with lovely foreign visitors, who swoop into Brooklyn for art classes (if you’re lucky), or bank consultations (if you’re really lucky), or english lessons (if you’ve been blessed from […]
Coffee Is Love: I’m so embarrassed.
Am I The IS: Oh no, is your sex tape on YouTube?
Coffee Is Love: Funny. I was at Joe today with my espresso, and all of these girls kept staring at me.
Am I The IS: Aww.
Coffee Is Love: I was wearing my […]
Spotted on a St. Marks stoop, mere inches from eggs and champagne and wafts of hungover models, who smell a lot like Marc Jacobs’ first perfume…
Sundress by Forever 21.
Bag by YSL.
Is this an ultimate case of high-low mixology?
Or just another example of fashion that’s even more tragic than The O.C.’s demise?
Place your bets, please.
[STEPHANE […]
This is why events unnerve me
They find it all, a different story
Notice whom for wheels are turning
Turn again and turn towards this time
[TATIANA SAPOKKO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]