Coffee Is Love: I’m so embarrassed.
Am I The IS: Oh no, is your sex tape on YouTube?
Coffee Is Love: Funny. I was at Joe today with my espresso, and all of these girls kept staring at me.
Am I The IS: Aww.
Coffee Is Love: I was wearing my new shirt from J. Lindbergh and I left a button open and I was like, wow, this is an amazing shirt. The girls would not stop looking at me. And the guys too!
Am I The IS: Did you buy another one?
Coffee Is Love: No, because then I looked next to me, and I realized what all the girls were staring at.
Am I The IS: Not you?
Coffee Is Love: No. Jake Gyllenhaal.
Am I The IS: Haha! Ouch. Well, if I’d have been there, I would have totally stared at you.
Coffee Is Love: That’s sweet. And you wouldn’t have.
Am I The IS: No. Not at all. But I love you anyway.
Coffee Is Love: But you love Jake more.
Am I The IS: Yes. Sorry.
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