Things to think about under someone else’s umbrella:
*How Rihanna is great, but the ultimate caught-in-the-rain song is Bus Stop by The Hollies.
*How the only time you can really pull off Wellies and nothing else is in a London hotel room.
*How fun it would be to stand somewhere in the world where you could actually drink the rainwater (The Outback? The Amazon?), holding a giant empty Volvic bottle up to the sky.
*How John From Cincinatti is so far stupid, but could be incredible.
*How in the world they’re still together, and why in the world you’re still not.
[CHRISTIANE JOY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]