Imaginary Socialite

Joao, 22, comes from Brazil with a reminder:

To the cute single girls with bikini-ready bodies and a pile of unworthy exes remembering your hotness:

Summer’s packed with lovely foreign visitors, who swoop into Brooklyn for art classes (if you’re lucky), or bank consultations (if you’re really lucky), or english lessons (if you’ve been blessed from above).

They stay for three months, which is just long enough to learn they have feelings.

They are the sweetest. Go meet one. Or several, if you have summer Fridays and can juggle multiple tanlines.

[AARON ECKHART - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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