The perils of taking Chanel to a Nu Rave BBQ:
Getting attacked by mustard (stained)
Getting attacked by male models (stolen)
Getting attacked by Monkey (ripped)
Of course, there are some benefits too, like looking extra cute in your Junk Mag photo, getting air kissed by Geordon just because of your bag, and keeping up with Agyness to the best of your ability.
Or it could just be fake.
[PETER MILES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]