Alana, 22
We have a crush on Alana because she told us, over blaring music, that we were the best writers ever, that she read our site religiously, and that she and her friends in California would talk about it all the time.
But.
You should have a crush on Alana because she’s really hot.
Okay?
[JESSIE HU - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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