Imaginary Socialite

Meet Your New Crush 264

Mike Nouveau, 23

You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his rehab jeans.

You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his sideways bangs.

You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his swarmed DJ booth.

But you don’t even know what a crush is until you hitch a ride with Mike on his Vespa. So try and do that, and then we’ll talk.

[MAX FARAGO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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9 Responses to “Meet Your New Crush 264”

1. Casey says:

   July 30, 2007 at 5:27 am

   omg. Vespa!??!?! Huge crush.
2. Steve says:

   July 30, 2007 at 2:48 pm

   I think I’ve seen this boi on Avenue B with a red vespa. So hot!
3. brad says:

   July 30, 2007 at 3:25 pm

   every time i ride with mike on his vespa he makes me sit in front of him. and then he blames everything further on the vibration of the vehicle. is that strange?
4. Dana says:

   July 30, 2007 at 4:21 pm

   Mike is dating Pookie Burch
5. Mike N. says:

   July 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm

   Everything the commenters have said is a filthy lie… well except Steve’s… that one is true.

   Also, I’m 23, not 24
6. totesbazaar says:

   July 31, 2007 at 2:56 pm

   uhm, mike is dating me…
7. old grey lady says:

   August 1, 2007 at 4:38 am

   mike looks italian there
8. Theo says:

   August 1, 2007 at 5:08 pm

   I think I’ve seen Michael cruising around downtown a few times. His vespa is totally fab! Looking for a new toy to ride, Michael? Because then I’m your man!
9. nah says:

   August 1, 2007 at 5:37 pm

   Mike NEUMAN’s Vespa was cool. For about three hours.

   Then he wrecked it in the middle of 14th street and caused “serious cosmetic damage” to the chassis. Now it’s shit.