A reader spotted The Dress That Won’t Die on her Caribbean holiday.
We can’t believe it wasn’t confiscated at the airport, and we’d like to issue a DTWD warning to future travelers:
When you go abroad, you’re not just representing yourselves – you’re representing American chicks everywhere.
We’ve already yielded major points for our country’s poor political leadership.
Do you really want the Chic Young Things of the world to think we can’t dress, either?
Please, for America’s sake, give up the outfit!
[RILA FUKUSHIMA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

i spotted this dress on o’farrel st. in SF on saturday. i shouted “omg the dress that won’t die!”. my boyfriend responded with a puzzled look on his face…
I spotted the thing @ the Peter, Bjorn and John concert in Nashville last night. Its even more unfortunate in person.
this is at a KENNEDY show at the Echo in L.A…….