Yes, we know The Hills is back.
And though we were amused by…
*Lauren’s mom, who has a better body than any of the girls
*Whitney’s desk in the fashion closet
*Audrina telling Lauren she’s drunk (and admitting, for the first time ever, that the Laguna crew gets wasted)
*Audrina’s boyfriend looking/ acting/ creeping us out just like Jared Leto
…what really snagged our gut was when Spencer asked Brody for his credit card. To buy an engagement ring. In a strip mall.
Also, this photo, which seems to show Kristin Cavalieri, Lauren, and Heidi all looking like genuine friends.
And we thought Chloe Sevigny was getting the Emmy this year…
[LINLEE ALLEN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

ha ha i hate spencer, i cant believe he bought it from a strip mall.