Made 4 Chanel: Why are there so many models in Whole Foods?
Imaginary Socialite: To test the guacamole, obviously.
Made 4 Chanel: I couldn’t take it, they were all hovering over the soup station, like trying to smell the soup instead of eat it? You know? And so I walked up to them and I went to the black bean soup, and I took a big spoonful.
Imaginary Socialite: Um, this already sounds dirty.
Made 4 Chanel: No so I pick up the ladle and I turn to the models and go, “This tastes way better than the kind they make in prison.”
Imaginary Socialite: Ah!
Made 4 Chanel: They totally believed me. They were so scared.
Imaginary Socialite: Very funny. But what happens when they see you at the shows?
Made 4 Chanel: Dude, they love it. They’ve all got a big crush now.
Imaginary Socialite: Riiiight.
[JENNI KAYNE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]