I met an Upper East Side mom at a party and asked if I could photograph her bag.
She said, “Oh, do you want me to take a picture of you holding the bag?” which of course misses the point.
But I held the tote anyway, and noticed that the straps were so crisply tan that they looked brand new – or bright plastic.
“You kept it so clean!” I smiled.
“It’s the first time I’ve taken it out of the box!” She answered.
But who keeps a Murakami Vuitton in its case for five years? Definitely not us…
(although we do keep track of what’s real and what’s fake, and you can click on the photo to know.)
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Real. Definitely real.
And not five years old.
yes, isn’t this the one sold at the museum in california only since a few months ago?
oh god, i hope its fake cause its ugly.
Hideous.
that bag is vile. the one good thing about this photo os that your arm looks thin
superficial much?
it’s a hideous bag but they were being sold at the takashi murakami gallery at the MOCA in….