Dear Yoga Teacher,
It’s very difficult to concentrate on inner peace and harmony when you keep stopping the class to point out how perfect that girl’s positions are.
If we’re being totally honest, let’s admit the only thing exceptional about that chick’s Sun Salutation was the way her breasts pointed upwards the whole time…
Actually, I’ve heard in L.A. that’s called a Saline Salutation.
Anyway, please – next time you need to flirt with someone in a spandex t-shirt, can you at least do it when we’re in Lotus Position?
Save the extended Downward Dog pose for your next date-night.
Thanks.
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