To: imaginarysocialite@gmail.com
From: Beatrice@Inn.org
Question:
So why aren’t you talking about the socialite who was too boring for the TV show she thought she could have?
Just wondering.
See you.
-Bea.
Answer:
Because it’s much more interesting to mull who isn’t too boring for a TV show. You know? Plus I’m kind of busy deciphering LOST right now.
–I.S.
[ELAINE STRITCH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

ooo, emily brill?