First they tell you you can’t sleep alone in a strange place
Then they tell you you can’t sleep with somebody else
But no matter the way you go down in your own space
Either way, it’s okay, you wake up with yourself
[WHITNEY VARGAS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
To: imaginarysocialite@gmail.com
From: AsIf@clueless.com
Hey there!!
What is Imaginary Socialite about? My name is Robin and I am a casting director for MTV’s new show “Paris Hilton’s my new BFF. ”
I’m heading to NY in a week to cast for the show and am looking to tap into the socialite elite.
Let me know if you or […]
Christian, 22
Fierce.
Tranny.
Hot Mess.
But whatever.
Posh has his back!
[EMMA RYOTT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Alexis bought this Chloe bag in China.
We know luxury goods are notoriously cheaper in China and Hong Kong, though we still haven’t figured out how/ or why.
Really, there’s nothing to figure out when you’re so jealous that chicks shopping in Shanghai can get a cute Dior boot and you have to pay your rent […]
I don’t know and we’re trying to fix it. Stay tuned babes.
[JOHNNY DRAMA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
For those of you playing White Russian Roulette with tonight’s drinking plans:
Conor Oberst is making a small and “secret” appearance at Hanger Bar on 3rd St. tonight, much the same way that Cher and Dionne made a small cameo at the Val party in 1993.
Also, Geordon says someone cool is DJing with him at Annex, […]
I found my CDs from 11th Grade in the back of my mom’s SUV.
Here’s the Best Of, now in my iPod (and how fun to think, at age 16, it would have been on a mixtape, which would have taken like twelve years to make).
Anyway, here we go:
Still Rock And Roll To Me, […]
This past year has seen counterfeit stuff move from bags to clothes.
Courtney Love got busted wearing a Chanel knockoff, while Forever 21, TopShop, and Abercrombie all got hit with copyright lawsuits.
And while Canal Street continues to get “cracked down” on their faux bag trade, we’ve seen fake tees from Juicy Couture, House of Holland, […]
Made 4 Chanel: Wanna hear my style for summer?
Am I The IS: Of course!
Made 4 Chanel: Okay, ready? It’s Zack Morrissey.
Am I The IS: What?!
Made 4 Chanel: Yeah, it’s gonna be a total cross between like, nu rave ’80s prep and art-boy ’80s street.
Am I The IS: […]
The primaries are done, but you can still rock the vote in another important way:
Clicking on Leigh and Henry.
They’ve been entered into Style.com’s Look of the Day contest, but their competition is sort of steep:
Demi Moore, Kerry Washington, and a bunch of non-imaginary socialites who’ve resorted to every fake eyelash on earth in order […]
1. “80s Night” on American Idol is ridiculous, because all the guys sound like gay lounge singers. I can’t drink my tea until commercials because I’m laughing so hard.
2. 10 Things I Hate About You is on Cable, and it should be fun, but it’s suddenly become a really sad artifact, […]
On the floor with Earl Gray, and you say you don’t believe in past lives. Of course, that’s silly because you’ve already had them. You’ve said so.
Life #3, you were in high school, throwing rocks at the girl’s window, but the rock was too big and then pane cracked and shrieked, and […]