1. “80s Night” on American Idol is ridiculous, because all the guys sound like gay lounge singers. I can’t drink my tea until commercials because I’m laughing so hard.
2. 10 Things I Hate About You is on Cable, and it should be fun, but it’s suddenly become a really sad artifact, instead of a cool and silly movie. Boo.
3. Breakfast really does make the day easier, especially if it includes ice cream.
4. It’s weird that Kate Hudson and Drew Barrymore aren’t, like, best friends.
5. The Kohl’s commercials stole the finale song from High School Musical.
5a. Every girl looks good in a clean white t-shirt.
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