Imaginary Socialite

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Multiple Choice.

This sticker featuring Chanel Black Satin nail polish is…

a) an urban initiative from Chanel Beaute aimed at luring the skating and hip-hop crowds with hip viral marketing.

b) the invitation to Raquel Zimmerman’s 27th birthday party.

c) super cute and from skater grrrl brand Hellz Bellz.

d) sooo much better than those […]

Jodie Harsh, 23

What do you need to get Kate Moss to come to your birthday party?

A gold Members Only jacket.

Airbrushed eye shadow.

Barbie pink M.A.C lipstick.

Awesome dance moves.

And an Adams Apple. Apparently.

Photograph by Diamond Rodgers.

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Dear Phillip Lim,

Saying that your dress is “on sale” for $1499 is rather inaccurate.

It’s sort of like saying you’ve broken up with your ex boyfriend even though you’re still sleeping together.

Not that you, Phillip Lim, have ever done that.

But I totally have, and the frustration I felt when we finally realized it was a […]

To: ImaginarySocialite@gmail.com

From: Conde_Blast@condenast.com

Remember last week, when Derek Blasberg dropped his own name into the Style.com “Gangs of New York” piece? At least according to Gawker and, well, everyone in the office?

Check out Style.com’s blog today. Kelley Hoffman wrote a piece on Selima Optique’s last party, and the photo they used… […]

Spotted:

Lizzie Olsen, the 18-year-old sister of Mary Kate and Ashley, on 14th and Third Avenue.

The California native, who is 5′7, is finishing her first year at NYU, where she lives in the regular dorms and studies acting at Tisch School of the Art’s Atlantic Theater Company, which was founded in part by David Mamet.

Besides […]

Two weeks ago, I was taken to Balthazar and promptly quizzed about my life. It’s okay, because the woman with the Am Ex was cool, smart, hot, and incredibly successful - in short, one of those “Oh gosh, will I be you?” women.

Plus, she shares an unreasonable crush on Kate Moss.

After making me […]

To: ImaginarySocialite@Gmail.com
From: Admin@Facebook.com

Dear Imaginary Socialite,

The people you email are probably people you want to be your friends.

This tool matches the emails from your address book to profiles of people who are already on Facebook.

You might want to be friends with:

Lauren Santo Domingo
Joe Zee
Marc Jacobs

Absolutely. Those people are already so speed dialing […]

Most compelling article of this week’s Sunday Styles:

A story on upper-middle class yuppies preparing for a shadow apocalypse. Worryingly, they were not called “Survivalistas,” but otherwise, it’s cool.

Most funny article of this week’s Sunday Styles:

Bill Cunningham’s “OMG, women are wearing pants! Imagine!” voice over, in which he says “This woman is wearing… […]

Californiaaa: Hey.

Imaginary Socialite: Hi.

Californiaaa: Want to do something?

Imaginary Socialite: Um, I guess, sure. What?

Californiaaa: Want to do the Cayenne Pepper fast with me?!

Imaginary Socialite: Oooh. I thought you were gonna be like, want to go see a movie?

Californiaaa: You’re the only one […]