Two weeks ago, I was taken to Balthazar and promptly quizzed about my life. It’s okay, because the woman with the Am Ex was cool, smart, hot, and incredibly successful – in short, one of those “Oh gosh, will I be you?” women.
Plus, she shares an unreasonable crush on Kate Moss.
After making me spill on every boy I might have already kissed, she deemed them unworthy (told you she was smart), then made me a bet.
“Go on Nerve.com,” she commanded. “It’s where I met my boyfriend. Go on, and if you don’t meet someone you like within six months, we will go to the spa for an entire day, my treat.”
And you know I never back down from a bet.
The problem?
Now I need to pick a screen name, and ImaginarySocialite is too long.
So, do we like…
a) LipGlossNotBombs
b) ThanksForTheFish
c) MyLittleFauxnie
d) SpellBombshell
e) SomebodyDaredMe
Obviously the plus with #b is if you don’t get the reference, I probably don’t want to kiss you anyway. But it could also lead to a lot of Sci Fi nerds, which is why I’m not calling myself Eowyn.
Anyway, go on and vote.
[BECKI NEWTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
b! maybe you\’ll find yourself a ford, someone who can match your writing skills. or take you someplace exotic…
I like b) mostly because its full of win. But C) is cute too.
But if you used e, you kind of already have a theme song…
Somebody dared me
to use Nerve to find a boyfriend
as cool as my girlfriends
by October of this year
It’s not confidential
I’ve got a blog and potential…
definitely B!
Definetly A… most sass
b.) always b.)
full of win, and an automatic filter for any undesirables.