Can’t Hardly Date

Two weeks ago, I was taken to Balthazar and promptly quizzed about my life. It’s okay, because the woman with the Am Ex was cool, smart, hot, and incredibly successful – in short, one of those “Oh gosh, will I be you?” women.

Plus, she shares an unreasonable crush on Kate Moss.

After making me spill on every boy I might have already kissed, she deemed them unworthy (told you she was smart), then made me a bet.

“Go on Nerve.com,” she commanded. “It’s where I met my boyfriend. Go on, and if you don’t meet someone you like within six months, we will go to the spa for an entire day, my treat.”

And you know I never back down from a bet.

The problem?

Now I need to pick a screen name, and ImaginarySocialite is too long.

So, do we like…

a) LipGlossNotBombs
b) ThanksForTheFish
c) MyLittleFauxnie
d) SpellBombshell
e) SomebodyDaredMe

Obviously the plus with #b is if you don’t get the reference, I probably don’t want to kiss you anyway. But it could also lead to a lot of Sci Fi nerds, which is why I’m not calling myself Eowyn.

Anyway, go on and vote.

[BECKI NEWTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

6 Responses to “Can’t Hardly Date”

  1. mosdefinitely should be... says:

    b! maybe you\’ll find yourself a ford, someone who can match your writing skills. or take you someplace exotic…

  2. Alysia says:

    I like b) mostly because its full of win. But C) is cute too.

  3. Cail says:

    But if you used e, you kind of already have a theme song…

    Somebody dared me
    to use Nerve to find a boyfriend
    as cool as my girlfriends
    by October of this year
    It’s not confidential
    I’ve got a blog and potential…

  4. Alex says:

    definitely B!

  5. Jayde says:

    Definetly A… most sass

  6. nico says:

    b.) always b.)
    full of win, and an automatic filter for any undesirables.

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