Music Is My Boyfriend
Made for Chanel: I was hanging out with the Hellz Bellz designer, Lanie, this weekend.
Imaginary Socialite: Oh yeah?
Made for Chanel: Yeah, and I was like, The Imaginary Socialite got your sticker and she really digs you.
Imaginary Socialite: It’s true.
Made for Chanel: And I was like, she wants to hang out with you and rock out with you and go down on you and everything.
Imaginary Socialite: Excuse me?!
Made for Chanel: Hahaha.
Imaginary Socialite: Yeah, you think you’re sooo brilliant. You know what?
Made for Chanel: Huh.
Imaginary Socialite: That’s completely not true, and I’m not into girls, but you know what? If I did go down on her, the sad thing is, I would be wayyy better at it then you.
Made for Chanel: Haaaaaaa.
Made for Chanel: Nicely played.
Imaginary Socialite: It was all I could do.
[OLIVIA THRILBY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]