Attention Lara Stone, Lauren Hutton, Lily Donaldson, Lily Cole, Liya Kebede, Lonneke, and Lou Doillon:
You no longer have the attention of anyone on your IMG models page.
It’s a little sad, sure, but you’d better get used to it:
There’s a new comp card in town, and the girl on it could kick your campaign days back to when you posed for J. Crew and Miss Selfridge’s.
Let this be a lesson to you girls growing up:
All you need is eyeliner…
[LELANI BISHOP - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]