According to the bus stop on 5th and Avenue C, Paper Magazine‘s Mr. Mickey wants to be stopped by tourists and asked directions.
I imagine the conversation to go something like this:
Woman from Iowa: Excuse me, but do you know where Abercrombie and Fitch is?
Mr. Mickey: Yes, but don’t you have one of those in your mall?
Iowa Chick: Yes, but…
Mr. Mickey: You should go to Tory Burch and try on one of her fabulous sequined tunics. All the famous socialites in Manhattan wear them.
Iowa Chick: Oh, like Paris Hilton?
Mr. Mickey: Yes, sure! Tory Burch makes the most divine women’s tunics! I’m wearing one of them right now!
And then he’d take her for milk and cookies at Indochine.
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