Janie saw when she was five years old, there was nothing happening at all.
Every time she puts on the radio, there was nothing going on at all… no, not at all…
Then one fine morning she puts on the New York station, she couldn’t believe what she heard at all.
She started dancing to a rock and roll station, you know, her life was saved by rock and roll.
[POLINA FRATSENA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Made for Chanel: I was hanging out with the Hellz Bellz designer, Lanie, this weekend.
Imaginary Socialite: Oh yeah?
Made for Chanel: Yeah, and I was like, The Imaginary Socialite got your sticker and she really digs you.
Imaginary Socialite: It’s true.
Made for Chanel: And I was like, she wants to hang out with you and rock out with you and go down on you and everything.
Imaginary Socialite: Excuse me?!
Made for Chanel: Hahaha.
Imaginary Socialite: Yeah, you think you’re sooo brilliant. You know what?
Made for Chanel: Huh.
Imaginary Socialite: That’s completely not true, and I’m not into girls, but you know what? If I did go down on her, the sad thing is, I would be wayyy better at it then you.
Made for Chanel: Haaaaaaa.
Made for Chanel: Nicely played.
Imaginary Socialite: It was all I could do.
[OLIVIA THRILBY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Emily, 20
next Top Model
next best thing
next in line
next to nothing
next IS. At least according to a little dream called MySpace…!!!
[FIONA DaRIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
And other confusions for indie princesses.
[MELISSA WALKER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
This “Faile” graffiti was…
a) Authentic, insane, and salvaged from a dumpster by Diamond Rodgers.
b) Created during a night of wrecked party games and spilled champagne in a Chinatown basement by a Traina sister and friends.
c) Part of the set for an Evan Rachel Wood film.
d) Commissioned by Tower Hamlets.
[BANKSY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]