What kind of girl takes a pair of Marc Jacobs sunglasses on a cliff hike in Maine?
a) The kind of girl who also wore an Alexander Wang silk sweater on the cliff hike.
b) The kind of girl who grew up in forests and forgets most other people consider them dirty.
c) The kind of girl who got the MJ sunglasses as a gift from a model, and therefore doesn’t quite care if they break.
d) The kind of girl who shops on Canal Street for MJ sunglasses.
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