Ballet flats are perfect for summer, but still:
If you know enough to get the real Tory Burch flats, don’t you also know enough not to wear them anymore?
Of course, this is coming from the girl who still has four bottles of black nail polish on her vanity table.
So far be it from me to judge footwear
(And after all, that’s your job).
[SHILOH FERNANDEZ - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
1. The bathroom tile at Union Pool is exactly the same as Beatrice.
2. When an ex boyfriend says you are gorgeous, the safest move is a one-two punch.
3. Cops are people, too.
4. The easiest way to get your friend away from an icky guy is to whisper, “What are you doing? He looks like the people in the backseat of the Wayne’s World car!”
5. You never know when you’ll crash into an Italian Vogue shoot… or if they’ll ever need those shorts returned…
[DAN WAKS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Suphala, 29.
Suphala is a drummer.
She was the first woman musician to play publicly in Kabul after the fall of the Taliban, which is really, unbelievably cool.
But also, she knows about the best bakery in Park Slope.
And she brings cannolis to parties.
[PETER FUNCH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]