Maybe We Kissed: Do you want a cigarette?
Imaginary Socialite: Nooo.
Maybe We Kissed: What does that mean?
Imaginary Socialite: It means you shouldn’t be smoking either. Smoking is going to kill you.
Maybe We Kissed: Yeah, well. So is life.
Imaginary Socialite: Haaa.
Maybe We Kissed: So do you want one?
Imaginary Socialite: I guess so, yeah.
Maybe We Kissed: Peer pressure, peer pressure!
[MAUREEN LEON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]