Imaginary Socialite

If you’re reading this right now in NYC, go to Santos Party House because Andrew WK is playing his first solo show in, I don’t know, forever, and it’s sort of an internet secret. So go!

For the rest of you: In tragically gorgeous makeup in London with boys who don’t like me back. Isn’t it always the way… but Luella was hot!

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To: ImaginarySocialite@gmail.com

From: FameIsNotLegacy@duh.com

Hi there,

I’m casting for a television series and am looking for a girl between the ages of 18-25 who can buy her first apartment in NYC and let us follow her throughout the process of buying and furnishing. I’m looking for someone fun, fashionable and charismatic, and I wondered if you would be interested or had any leads on someone who would be good for this.

My email is jessica@sharpentertainment.com

Thanks

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Manhattan Neighborhoods That Don’t Exist Yet, but Will Soon:

Lolita: Bars in Lower NoLita that let in underage girls, as long as they’re wearing short enough skirts. Example: All of them.

‘Wickimedia: Any area between to the two public libraries on the outskirts of Bushwick.

STD: South of The Theater District (you know; those super-buff kids who live in Murray Hill).

Tron: Tribeca Rising Over Noho (like, that one block where it does).

OMFG: Over Manhattan’s Forest Greens… or: Over Mahattan’s Field of Greed (Central Park East; Central Park West; 58th and Fifth; and of course, the Palace Hotel).

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