Imaginary Socialite

Manhattan Neighborhoods That Don’t Exist Yet, but Will Soon:

Lolita: Bars in Lower NoLita that let in underage girls, as long as they’re wearing short enough skirts. Example: All of them.

‘Wickimedia: Any area between to the two public libraries on the outskirts of Bushwick.

STD: South of The Theater District (you know; those super-buff kids who live in Murray Hill).

Tron: Tribeca Rising Over Noho (like, that one block where it does).

OMFG: Over Manhattan’s Forest Greens… or: Over Mahattan’s Field of Greed (Central Park East; Central Park West; 58th and Fifth; and of course, the Palace Hotel).

[SUSAN CORCORAN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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