Imaginary Socialite: Hi, Daddy! I’m just calling to remind you to vote for Barack Obama today. I know you’ll do the right thing.
Poppa Art: Oh really? You think the right thing is to vote for a Socialist?
Imaginary Socialite: Look, assuming your judgment is correct, you can either vote for a Socialist or vote for a National Socialist.
Poppa Art: That’s a little extreme. We want someone with a strong foreign policy stance. What if Barack Obama were president during the Cuban Missile Crisis? We would all end up speaking Russian!
Imaginary Socialite: Uh, Dad? Aren’t grandma and grandpa Russian? Weren’t you speaking it anyway?
Poppa Art: Good point.
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