What’s up with the paillette teddy bear?
a) It’s a scarf by Jean-Charles de Castalbajec, and it’s $25 at this sample sale.
b) It’s a scarf by Toys ‘R Us that sort of stole the idea.
c) It’s Jenny Penny’s latest sewing project, something she likes to call “Unbearably chic.”
d) I know you are but what am I?
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