Have you applied to be a Conde Nast assistant recently?
Are you wondering why you haven’t gotten an interview, despite being amazing / intelligent / qualified / born of an aristocratic family?
Well, here’s why:
According to a champagned editor last night, the company’s trying to reabsorb as many of their layoffs as possible – actually an awesome and responsible thing, if you think about it. So instead of hiring a new stable of thoroughly glossed girls and boys, they’re recycling the ones that got sliced with Men’s Vogue, etc.
Bad news for you. Great news for corporate responsibility. All in balance, kids.
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