Wine on Saturday Night and this is what comes out:
“Oh my gosh, I had the weirdest day. I was on the subway, and this girl and guy come up to me. And they’re like, ‘Excuse me, but we really love your look. Would you like to come to an open call at our Abercrombie store?’
And I’m like, Well, whatever, it’ll be a really good story to tell the IS. So I go uptown to the Abercrombie store, and they tell me they’re ‘casting’ for jobs. And I’m like, don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh.
So first they ask me some questions. They go, ‘So, what do you think of diversity? You can use metaphors if you want, like about Skittles or iTunes songs.’ And I’m like, ‘Okay, I’d like to use the Skittles metaphor.’
And they go, ‘That’s really great!’ And they take my Polaroid. Is it legal to take Polaroids when you go in for a job? If it’s not like, for a Peg Leg campaign or something?
Then I got to go home. I don’t think they’re gonna call me. I mean, I described diversity as like, Sweet Tarts.”
[LORRAINE UY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]