Imaginary Socialite

Dear TopShop,

Please adopt Tess Brokaw as your first American style advisor.

She is very nice and works very hard.

She is also routinely chased around the East Village by Terry Richardson, Olivier Zham, Jefferson Hack, and the blonde girl in Vena Cava.

Jaime Burke originally named the We Are One song “I love Tess,” but it didn’t really match the Calvin Klein ads so he had to change it.

Plus: she looks really good in ripped jeans. Which I understand is the standard uniform for TopShop style advisors.

I highly recommend her for this position, and in no way am tainted by the possibility of getting a discount on TopShop clothes.

Okay, maybe a little.
Okay, maybe a lot.

xoxo The Imaginary Socialite

[HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TESS BROKAW! VAN DER WOODSEN'S GOT NOTHING!]

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