1. Dree Hemingway for Coach.
2. Reni Lane and a bunch of models singing backup for The Virgins next month on The Jimmy Fallon Show. Like, the real one, not the webcast.
3. Ed Westwick stuck in the stairwell of the Thompson LES Hotel, hiding from a rabid (read: drunk) pack of girls.
4. Has Georgina Sparks’ desperate publicist tried to kick you out of your restaurant booth? Because he’s tried to kick me out of mine.
5. The disappearing designer shoes of Peaches Geldof. Luna Lovegood, a little bit.
[JANIE BRYANT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]