Archive for April, 2009
Music Is My Boyfriend
Friday, April 17th, 2009TopShop: A Public Service Announcement
Friday, April 10th, 2009
Dear Girl in a Bra,
Are you out of your mind?
a) Yes.
b) No.
If you circled B, then what the fuck are you doing wearing a strapless bra and nothing else into a public place?! On a night when it’s 45 degrees?! And those boots!
My fingers are crossed that you’re visiting a TopShop style advisor, pronto. Dear lord.
[STACY LONDON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Rise and Shine
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
[NORRIS MAILER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
(Neverending Story)
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
Old dresses go to Salvation Army to die. But dresses that were born in Urban Outfitters go somewhere more modern: To Facebook.
It’s not even May, and already The Dress That Won’t Die is out and about in your friend updates, your Super Pokes, and your very unfortunate photo tags.
With 70 degrees just around the corner, the question remains:
When will you see TDTWD?
Send your sightings to imaginarysocialite@gmail.com and if you’ve still got this dress in your closet, seriously, it’s time to let it go humanely. Give it to your annoying little sister instead.
[JOANNA GERMANOTTA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Things To Discuss This Week…
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
1) The unfortunate indie songstress who got food poisoning at Sir Phillip’s fancy dinner. Oh wait, so did the black-banged DJ and the super sweet web editor… ouch.
2) The Dandy Warhols playing a secret concert where? Let’s ask the Schnabel girls.
3) L-O-L-O-L-O-V-E shopping for something, or maybe someone, in NYC.
4) “Oh, yeah, I broke up with that girl right after I saw you.” Thanks, I really like you, but it takes more than half your cigarettes to get me into bed.
[PATTI STANGER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]