1) The unfortunate indie songstress who got food poisoning at Sir Phillip’s fancy dinner. Oh wait, so did the black-banged DJ and the super sweet web editor… ouch.
2) The Dandy Warhols playing a secret concert where? Let’s ask the Schnabel girls.
3) L-O-L-O-L-O-V-E shopping for something, or maybe someone, in NYC.
4) “Oh, yeah, I broke up with that girl right after I saw you.” Thanks, I really like you, but it takes more than half your cigarettes to get me into bed.
[PATTI STANGER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]