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TopShop: A Public Service Announcement

Dear Girl in a Bra,

Are you out of your mind?

a) Yes.
b) No.

If you circled B, then what the fuck are you doing wearing a strapless bra and nothing else into a public place?! On a night when it’s 45 degrees?! And those boots!

My fingers are crossed that you’re visiting a TopShop style advisor, pronto. Dear lord.

[STACY LONDON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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2 Responses to “TopShop: A Public Service Announcement”

  1. alison says:
    May 5, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    umm…somebody just wants to get noticed. yikes!
    i’m all for showing a little bit of bra, but this is strange.
    xox

  2. jessica sagert says:
    May 20, 2009 at 10:58 am

    hilarious.

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