1. Blackbook’s Blondie on The City?!
2. Nina Garcia, the sort-of sequel.
3. Cosmetics moguls in love… with Simon and Schuster.
4. Beth Ditto, the disappearing act.
5. When in doubt (or banned from public fun by your agency), wink, peace, and pout!
6. The Real Housewives. If there’s nothing to discuss, you can always bring up The Real Housewives. Even fashion babes at Vogue watch it, I can promise you that.
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