[Scene: Broadway and Prince, NYC. A girl wearing The Dress That Won't Die bikes past us, too quick to photograph.]
Imaginary Socialite: Ooh, check out The Dress That Won’t Die
Hearst Like Patty: Oh my gosh! It’s real!
Imaginary Socialite: What do you mean, it’s real?! You think I like, invented it?
Hearst Like Patty: Not exactly. I thought you asked girls to wear the same dress and photographed it around the city.
Imaginary Socialite: You think if I were going to photograph a dress a hundred times, it would be that one? And not, like, Luella?
Hearst Like Patty: I mean, now that I’ve seen all the Fall Balmain sell out in July, anything’s possible.
(The dress at left was on Facehunter. Have you seen it? Send a photo to imaginarysocialite@gmail.com)
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