1. Which lanky screen queen is also a bit of a klepto? Sorry babe, but Juergen’s got to shoot that dress for the ad campaign. Please send back ASAP. K thx bye.
2. Are you a bicoastal teen starlet? Are you cheating on your boyfriend with a posing downtown hipster? Maybe you should stop before someone else finds out.
3. Dear flaming art star – hear you’re getting evicted. Maybe if you stopped doing drugs, you’d be a little less fucked. And frankly, we’ve had quite enough of that situation for one week, don’t you think?
4. Have you met Becka Diamond? If not, then try to.
[PAULA FROELICH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]