1. Hanne’s upcoming campaign for Anna Sui eyewear, shot yesterday, backstage just before the Anna Sui show.
2. Magnus Berger trying to convince a pack of spaced-out male models that yes, the party was in his house, and yes, he really needed to cut the bathroom line… to get into his own bathroom.
3. Olivier eying Ali Lohan at the Purple party in a vaguely shocked, super-concerned way (much like the rest of us!)
4. WHICH big model was swapped backstage in The Tent because she just couldn’t be bothered to make it on time? One of the “smaller” girls ended up with an extra look, and rocked it.
5. Jared Leto pretending to jump off the roof of the Standard – and getting his body about halfway there. Seriously, Catalano, hold up.
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