Elijah Woody: Hey, stop taking my picture.
The Dress That Won’t Die: It’s not for you. It’s for me.
Elijah Woody: What are you talking about? You’re just some random dress from Urban Outfitters. Space my eyes apart by two more inches, and I could be Frodo.
The Dress That Won’t Die: Trust me, they’re taking my picture.
Elijah Woody: But I’m almost maybe kinda-sorta the dude from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! Does that mean nothing to you, you little rag?!
The Dress That Won’t Die: Yeah, okay, you kind of look like the really cute hobbit. But trust me, blondie, I’m famous.
[GEORGE THE INTERN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]