Love Me Like Your Seatbelt

Princess Dye: Hey, we’re in the emergency room.

Imaginary Soc: WHAT?!

Princess Dye: Our cab flipped over, but I think everyone’s okay.

Imaginary Soc: Oh my god…

Princess Dye: Everyone wore their seat belts, so… the doctors say it’s going to be fine. And I already warned them I’m a vampire, so they need to pay attention to my blood type.

Imaginary Soc: Oh yeah?

Princess Dye: Yeah, and also to pay attention to my hair, because it’s a little flat today. But other than that, we’re fine.

[GET WELL SOON KIDS. WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS.]

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