“Vintage! So Adorable!”

To: ImaginarySocialite@gmail.com
From: Waiting@ByThePhone.com

Hey

I see u have a shirt that said the socialite.

I was wounding were you got it?

What dose the back say?

Or if you were will to sell yours?

I would be happy to pay 35 for it or abit up…”

Thanks dear. The back says Find a time machine and zoom back to 2004. Alas, I think that’s the last time it’s been considered a compliment to be called a (real) socialite.

Today, an equivalent shirt might say “DJ with famous parents,” “It Girl with Agenda,” or, perhaps, “Surfer – Slash – Stylist.” Meanwhile, it seems “Underage Blogger” is already taken… and overpriced.

[IMELDA MARCOS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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