To: ImaginarySocialite@gmail.com
From: Waiting@ByThePhone.com
Hey
I see u have a shirt that said the socialite.
I was wounding were you got it?
What dose the back say?
Or if you were will to sell yours?
I would be happy to pay 35 for it or abit up…”
Thanks dear. The back says Find a time machine and zoom back to 2004. Alas, I think that’s the last time it’s been considered a compliment to be called a (real) socialite.
Today, an equivalent shirt might say “DJ with famous parents,” “It Girl with Agenda,” or, perhaps, “Surfer - Slash - Stylist.” Meanwhile, it seems “Underage Blogger” is already taken… and overpriced.
[IMELDA MARCOS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

I am so glad you are blogging again your blog is amazing!