What kind of girl colors in her Alaia ballet flats?
a) The kind of girl who knows they’re real, and thinks it’s cool to wreck them (think: Mary-Kate).
b) The kind of girl who knows they’re fake, and thinks it’s cool to brand them (think: J-Wow).
c) The kind of girl who knows they’re borrowed, and wants to make sure she gets them back (think: Monica Geller).
d) Becka. Diamond. Duh.
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