1. Jake Brown is the new Harmony Korine (if you’re a betting man).
2. $1000 is the new free drink (if you’re a society writer).
3. Canadian supermodels are the new British supermodels (if you’re a lonely rock star).
4. Gallerinas are the new call girls (like, literally).
5. The CW SATC prequel. Hey Taylor, would you trade the eyeliner for a baby pair of Manolos?
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