Imaginary Socialite

We’ve loved the polite party boys of Locksley for quite some time now, but we haven’t seen them become the Monkee incarnation we always knew they could be.

It looks like Tommy and Andy Hilfiger are on the same page, though, because we hear that Locksley is the latest band to star in a Fall Hilfiger campaign.

Whether it’s for Tommy Hilfiger’s collection or for denim remains to be seen, but we hope they get a TV commercial – complete with their soundtrack – out of the deal.

After all, educating kids on well-fit clothing is good, but showing the nation a rock band that wasn’t born on American Idol… that’s fucking amazing.

[KATE BINGAMAN-BURT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

WHICH singer’s sister just took an internship in the Topshop press department?

We bet she’ll be answering their t-t-t-telephone a lot.

Side note:

Why does Topshop keep getting all the coolest kids?!

Le sigh.

[SUSAN NAGEL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

WHICH singing actress is a little too candid with cool members of the press?

Her teen magazine cover had a tres petit article to accompany it, because during her interview, all she wanted to talk about was how much she loves to smoke pot.

To be fair, we’d need some herbal calming, too, if we were so busy trying to be a huge, take-me-seriously starlet, with huge, take-me-seriously red carpet outfits to match.

[CHRIS KLEIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

These heels are…

a) By Alexander Wang.

b) By Steve Madden.

c) By Jeffrey Campbell.

d) By the way, why don’t people ever think stuff can be vintage?

[LISA BONET - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Rumor Mill: A British fashion super power is ready to open a new US boutique.

But where will it be?

Los Angeles?

Miami?

Dallas?

Or somewhere closer to Millenium Park, the Art Institute, and major deep dish pizza?

Hey, don’t ask me – I’m just imaginary.

[SARAH BURTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]