Right? Even though they bought the same fabric?
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Archive for August, 2010
Lauren Moffatt is not Jill Stuart
Sunday, August 22nd, 2010Postcards From the Ledge
Friday, August 6th, 2010
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They’re Just Like Us!
Friday, August 6th, 2010
Here’s how you know you’re obsessed:
It’s four AM.
You’re watching Alfie on Hulu.
You can’t sleep.
You can’t get Sienna’s hair.
You can’t get Sienna’s smeared-but-still-perfect eyeliner.
Instead, you stop the movie in the middle, and go, “Oh my gosh, I have bruises on my thighs just like hers!”
And it actually feels like an accomplishment.
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The First Cut Is the Deepest
Friday, August 6th, 2010
The salons are already booked through August.
Well, the cool ones anyway.
Why?
Well who can explain really (except Malcolm Gladwell and those dudes from Freakonomics) but they predict a riot…sea change… hair change coming through, just in time for Fashion Week.
Give your thanks to Emma Watson, and the urge to spend money on tequila instead of shampoo.
But the scary thing? Late at night in rooftop glass bathrooms, girls are talking about DIYing their own bob. Eek.
Scissors – they’re not just for slicing skin anymore.
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Vampires Can’t Eat Cupcakes
Friday, August 6th, 2010
Today is Andy Warhol’s birthday.
It is also Becka Diamond’s birthday.
That could be a coincidence…
But does anyone believe in those anymore?
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Past is Present
Friday, August 6th, 2010
Blocked Call: {IMAGE FROM SMS PHOTO}
Imaginary Socialite: Shut up.
Blocked Call: It’s a good looking sign.
Imaginary Socialite: Indeed. But does it belong to you?
Blocked Call: Now it does… but for a price, it can belong to anyone. Our network has both signs and our network has an email for them: BeatriceSign@gmail.com
Imaginary Socialite: Wow. I don’t even want to know how you got it.
Blocked Call: A hot air balloon, a lock of MK Olsen’s hair, an underground circuit of Jack Siegel fans, a screwdriver from Duane Reade, a Matt Creed mixtape, and the fourth Misshape.
The crime of the century?
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